Melanie AnnaRae.

• 2013-05-19

  itsdeniseyo:

  assbutt-in-the-garrison:

  Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more. 

  omg I can’t stop laughing at this

  Omfg

  Source: colin-mochrie

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  searchingforbliss:

  Accurate. 

  (via meetmeinthedugout)

  Source: stoned-ariel

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  wookiemistake:

  ackles-mjolnir:

  so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

  Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.

  (via meetmeinthedugout)

  Source: ackles-mjolnir

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  (via typical)

  Source: niknak79

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  if countries were students

  1. Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  2. America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  3. Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  4. England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  5. New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  6. The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  7. France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  8. China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  9. Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  10. Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes

  Source: georgeblagdiddy

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  domesticabusewillsaveusall:

  Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

  German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

  I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

  (via 50-shades-of-fey)

  Source: domesticabusewillsaveusall

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  itsdeniseyo:

  daytodance:

  buttrelated-url:

   I will wear what I want.

   I will get tattoos if I want.

   I will wear makeup if I want.

   I will dye my hair is I want.

   I will pierce whatever I want.

   I will shave what I want.

   I will lose weight if I want.

   I will gain weight if I want.

   I will have sex if I want.

   Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. 

  amen

  A FUCKING MEN.

  Source: buttrelated-url

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  (via classy-midnight)

  Source: coffee-tumbler

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  advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

  advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

  (via meetmeinthedugout)

  Source: ad0lf-hipster

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  (via classy-midnight)

  Source: queenofclassy